Shitty Wedding Poem | Greeting Card
Shitty Wedding Poem | Greeting Card

Shitty Wedding Poem | Greeting Card

Regular price $5.00
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Shitty Wedding Poem | A2 Greeting Card + Kraft Envelope
Blank inside - express yourself!

“Oh great you’re getting married. I can’t wait to go to another wedding and do all the stuff…”
SIKE - Weddings are stressful but we’ve got your back if you need a wedding card.
Send em’ this cute wedding poem perfect for the bridezilla, bachelorette party babe, or newlywed with a sense of humor!
Pro tip: don’t ACTUALLY make this their gift. Throw some cash in the card at least.

Available as a single card or as a 5-pack.
Comes in a recyclable sleeve / sturdy mailer for extra protection.
Designed + handmade locally by Hills & Holler in Austin, TX

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